i love my wife. Even when she takes me shopping for shoes. Shoes at the Outlet stores in Niagara-on-the-Lake. Shoes that she checked out online before we set off. Shoes that, it turns out, they don’t actually have in stock.<\/p>\n
Shoes that, the lady at the store says, are only available through the web site. So Nikki can’t try them on for size. And these shoes \u00a0can’t be delivered to a Canadian address. That would be too easy. Oh no, these shoes must be ordered online and delivered to a U.S. Address.<\/p>\n
Then, she says, we can queue to go over the border to collect them. Paying tolls, gas money and import duty on them. Of course, with a wink, my wife could put them on and wear them on the way back.<\/p>\n
And they wonder why this store is empty.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"